Have I Got A Line For You!

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Several states and the District of Columbia are at it again with initiatives to allow illegal immigrants to vote in local elections and now the President wants to issue them a Federal ID. Hasn’t there been a lot of fear about the influence of foreign governments in our elections? How do you safe guard against other countries sending groups of special interest parties here to vote? Maybe we should start letting dead people vote too. The same logic applies. They reside in the community and have an interest in local government matters, like not having the cemetery moved for a new commercial development. Amazing that we live in a country where we can be arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering illegal.
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Read an article this morning that Dr. Fauci’s wealth went way up during the pandemic. Nothing surprising here, just rewards for a lifetime of public service and filling your pockets with big pharma. Meanwhile, the good doctor still receives taxpayer funded security and car service. UNBELIEVABLE! Nothing will happen to him or anyone who profited off this disaster that upended the world. These Congressional hearings are nothing but theatre on both sides.
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Speaking of Congress, there’s lots of hullabaloo over the new dress code to accommodate Senator Fetterman. Wonder what the people of Pennsylvania think about Uncle Fester now? With the new dress code some of the older Senators can wear their hospital gowns on the Senate floor. Where has professionalism gone? All you have to do is look at the leadership of the Senate. There is none. As for the people working there, they’re still required to wear a suit and tie. Tells you everything you need to know, doesn’t it?
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Times have changed. Ran across this item in the Enterprise from November 1899. “James Martin and Ida Whitney are not married, but they ought to be.” The Constable arrested them yesterday for “Maintaining scandalous relations prohibited by the statutes of Missouri and an important commandment.” The next week this appeared: “James Martin and Ida Whitney plead guilty in court to lewd conduct and were given 20 days in jail.” If they jailed everybody in Benton County today who….well, never mind….but Sheriff Knox would be putting prisoners in trailers and the County Commission would be screaming about the the food bill.”
With that happy prospect, I take my leave. Take care Old Buddy.
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Til Next Week:
J.M.W.

In this issue

  • Celebrations Afoot As Iconic Clinton Jewelry Store Turns 40

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Barry Glasscock worked in a jewelry store while in high school, and after college he decided to make the jewelry business his career. He bought his jewelry store from someone who was retiring in 1983 …

  • Word On The Street

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    NAME: Sydney Claiborne. BIRTHPLACE: Urich, MO. YEARS IN Clinton: Urich, my whole life. FAMILY: I have a dad, mom, step-mom, and 7 siblings. THE BEST THING ABOUT LIVING IN CLINTON IS: I don’t …

  • Clinton Chamber Of Commerce Update

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    The Chamber and our Ambassadors Committee celebrated Faith & Grace Salon’s one-year anniversary on Thursday morning. Congrats to them and keep watching our Facebook page for information on …

  • HCT Announces Casting Call/Winter Production

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Heartland Community Theatre is pleased to announce an upcoming casting call, as we will be hosting auditions for our Winter / Christmas Production, “Scrooged Up”, a play by Dan Roberts, …

  • Author To Visit HCL For Book Signing

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    The Henry County Library in Clinton is pleased to announce that they will be hosting an author visit and book signing session for local author Curtis Urness on Saturday, October 7th, at 3:00 p.m. in …

  • Clinton Airport Runway Gets Joints Fixed, Terminal Cleared For Take-off

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    It’s not something the public sees, but a smooth runway is the number-one priority of every airport manager, Joel Long said. “Grinding and sealing a runway isn’t very exciting, but …

  • UCM Theatre And Dance Presents Mainstage Play 'Everybody'

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Get ready for innovative and entertaining stage performances as University of Central Missouri (UCM) Theatre and Dance presents the mainstage play, “Everybody,” by Branden Jacobs-Jenkins …

  • Money Seized In Drug Case Given To Henry County Schools

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    The Henry County Prosecuting Attorney’s Office announces that $3015.47 has been collected for the Capital School Fund of Henry County. Circuit Court Clerk Wendi McGhee, Henry County Treasurer …

  • Holy Rosary School Receives TLCF Grant

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Holy Rosary School received a grant of $5000 from the Truman Lake Community Foundation in the August 2022 grant cycle. The grant money was used to purchase a new Reading Series for third and fourth …

  • 'If You Love Me' Program Now At Holy Rosary

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Holy Rosary School is participating in the ‘If U Love Me’ program. It is designed to reteach the Ten Commandments to help students and families learn them and live by them. Each student …

  • All Council Members Present For Two Personal Appearances

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    The Clinton City Council met in open session September 19, at city hall. All members of the council were present; Mayor Carla Moberly presided. Following roll call and the reciting of the Pledge of …

  • Jason Burwell

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Jason Burwell, 42, died Mon, Sept. 25, 2023. Arrangements have been entrusted to Vansant-Mills Funeral Home in Clinton, MO and are pending at this time.

  • Carrol Kay Rotert

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Carrol Kay Rotert, 80, died Thur, Sept. 21, 2023. The Rosary: 7pm Thur, Sept. 28, 2023 at Immaculate Conception Catholic Church in Montrose, MO with visitation following until 8:30pm. Funeral Mass: …

  • George Perry

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    George Perry, 82, Columbia, IL., died Mon., Sept. 18, 2023. Funeral Service was 11am Sept. 23, 2023 Hill & Son Funeral Home, Appleton City, MO. Visitation was 9:30-11am Sept. 23, 2023, preceding …

  • Thomas Malloy

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Thomas Malloy, 51, died Wed, Sept. 20, 2023. There are no services scheduled at this time. Arrangements have been entrusted to Vansant-Mills Funeral Home in Clinton, MO.

  • Steven Robert Jensen

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Steven Robert Jensen died Tues, Sept. 19, 2023. A Celebration of Life was held Sat, Sept. 23, 2023 at the Clinton Ward Church (297 NW 40th Rd Clinton, MO) from 11am-2pm. A short service took place at …

  • Robert Lennie "Bob" Easton

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Robert Lennie “Bob” Easton, 77, of Clinton, Missouri passed away Saturday, September 16, 2023 at the St. Luke’s Medical Center in Kansas City, Mo. He was born October 7, 1945 in …

  • The Little Apple

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    September 20, 2023 The annual Community Block Party, sponsored by Ellett Memorial Hospital and A.C. Clinic, will be 9:00 – 2:00 Saturday, September 30, 2023. Did you know that the EMH Community …

  • Church News

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Calhoun UMC Welcome to the Good News from Calhoun Methodist. Our church family gathers at 9:30 a.m. for pre­church food and fellowship. We use this special time for visiting one with another, …

  • Municipal Court

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Gary Cover 9/12/2023 Arraignments Adrianna Nicole Arreola, Exceeded Posted Speed Limit (1-5 Mph Over), Count 1 - Defendant sentenced to Fine $191.55; Operate Motor Vehicle In Careless And …

  • The Shepherd Calls

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Who Made This Mess? For as long as I can remember, I have been a follower of Jesus Christ. Still, especially during my later teens and early twenties (my college days), I wrestled with my faith. When …

  • Cardinals Come Up Short, On To Homecoming Week

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    The Cardinals played a tight first half and kept themselves in the game, but Oak Grove eventually pulled way in the second half of play to defeat Clinton at home last Friday night, 49-6. Cards head …

  • Lady Cards Still Picking Up Wins Down Final Stretch

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    CHS Softball Stymied By Odessa Bulldogs CHS softball couldn’t keep up with the Odessa Lady Bulldogs and fell 13-0 on Tuesday. A walk by Maddie Lockhart put Odessa on the board in the top …

  • Clinton Cross Country Runs At Pomme de Terre Dam

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    HIGH SCHOOL and Middle School teams raced in Hermitage at Pomme de Terre Dam on Saturday! As of late, the team has gotten some strong races from their runners. VARSITY GIRLS 28th - Vyla Brown - 24:02 …

  • Lady Cardinals Celebrate Senior Night, Rolling Towards Districts

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    At the Smith-Cotton Invitational last Friday, the team of Makenna Beasley and Emily Barnes partnered up in B-Flight Doubles and went to the championship round, coming out with a second place finish! …

  • A Big Jump On Christmas! Angel Tree Spreads Wings To Cover Henry County

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Like Santa Claus, Amanda Johnson has a lot of lists. And in the months before Christmas, she checking them more than twice. “We check everything multiple times,” Amanda said. Amanda is …

  • Great Pumpkins Keep Family Tradition Alive

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

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  • Rural Henry County Man Sentenced To Two Life Sentences

    Wednesday, September 27, 2023

    Marion Bailey, 55, of rural Henry County, Missouri has been sentenced to two life sentences. He pled guilty to two counts of statutory sodomy in the first degree with a child under twelve. He was …

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