Well, what’s going on in the news that’s exciting or disturbing? Dr. Fauci says he’ll retire at the end of President Biden’s first term. Many think he’s worried about investigations into the pandemic. The good doctor should worry. He funded the virus that closed the world, while getting $500,000 a year from taxpayers. And they say Caligula was a bad guy. Dr. Fauci has bigger issues though. The Baskerville Hound is seeking justice for tortured beagles. He didn’t have to become a partisan player and could have played it down the middle. Mostly Dr. Fauci liked being the belle of the pandemic ball. The fact that he helped create a huge mess for our world probably won’t matter. He’ll end up with other retired government criminals, living large. Bill and Hillary come to mind.
Speaking of criminals, Nancy Pelosi said her husband has never made a stock purchase or sale on information from her. Okay… her husband Paul just swung another deal buying shares in a semiconductor company. The purchase comes ahead of a senate vote that could give it $52 billion in tax incentives. Old Paul has been called a “prolific stock trader.” It’s pretty easy to become prolific at something when the information you need to succeed is handed to you. But it’s all settled. When Nancy answered the questions she said, “Absolutely not” and walked away. Look at all of us deplorables making a big deal over this. If the average citizen had done what Nancy’s been doing for decades, they’d be locked up.
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There’s other news from D.C. Lawmakers have agreed to pay $96,000 of our money to give their employees a meditation app called CALM. Isn’t that what all of those government holidays are for? They said it’s necessary because of the trauma caused on January 6. Heaven forbid we help the VA and our military personnel. This whole fiasco shows it’s not the Founding Fathers who failed, it’s the ones we’ve elected in this century. How about a free app for We The People to track Congress and see what they’re working on in real time. Like house arrest, but think of it as an insurance plan for constituents. Ah well, just be glad they haven’t decided to pay for holding séances on the Capital steps…yet.
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Here’s some more strange news. A Chinese man was photographed holding his cat. It’s big and weighs 35 pounds. Both the man and the cat look happy in the picture. A man was arrested for bashing his roommate to death with a sledge hammer. The roommate had forgotten to buy toilet paper and they were out. I wonder who has the biggest cat in this area? Maybe we could have contests at Jubilee Days and Old Glory Days next year.
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My phone is buzzing and I’d better get it. Hang in there old buddy. Have a good day and evening too.
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Til Next Week:
J.M.W.
